If looks could really kill

this-one-time-in-nursingschool:

Trying to cheer up a depressed patient 

this-one-time-in-nursingschool:

Trying to cheer up a depressed patient 

nursegif:

WHEN YOU FINISH YOUR SHIFT

nursegif:

WHEN YOU FINISH YOUR SHIFT

retiredjesus:

brvd0:

retiredjesus:

anyone wanna hear a joke

my life

im sorry

(Source: retiredjesus, via orgasm)

rawr-its-michelle:

i never hit reblog so fast in my life

(Source: a-torv, via death-by-lulz)

lukeisnotsexy:

this is one of those pictures that just sort of exists and nobody questions why

lukeisnotsexy:

this is one of those pictures that just sort of exists and nobody questions why

(via cumfort)

blipsterinsverige:

josieisanerdokay:

A summary of ‘Romeo and Juliet’

I see no lies here.

blipsterinsverige:

josieisanerdokay:

A summary of ‘Romeo and Juliet’

I see no lies here.

(via gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs)

times-like-these7:

sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

image

Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle

(via foreveralone-lyguy)

earthdad:

the rise and fall

(Source: ancestor, via allonsyimpala)

verily-thor:

christineismychapel:

poehlerfey:

YOU SPOIL THOR AND I WILL FIND YOU AND END YOU

Too late. I already bought him a new video game and a pony. His bed time is never.

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(via the-p4nd4)

Careful, honey, it’s loaded,” he said, reentering the bedroom.

Her back rested against the headboard. “This for your wife?”

“No. Too chancy. I’m hiring a professional.”

“How about me?”

He smirked. “Cute. But who’d be dumb enough to hire a lady hit man?”

She wet her lips, sighting along the barrel.

“Your wife.

"Bedtime Story", Jeffrey Whitmore (via talesofnorth)

(via the-p4nd4)

onlinegf:

"what big eyes you have"

"the better to see your nudes with, my dear"

(Source: onlinegf, via orgasm)

paradisdesbilles:

do you ever read someone’s opinion about something and just go “okay for the sake of our friendship I’ll just ignore that”

(via ellsiebaby)

partism:

I hate it when you really need to talk to a friend about something important because you feel like your world is crashing down on you but they act like you don’t exist until their problems occur.

(via hotboyproblems)