If looks could really kill

“We’re adults, but, like…adult cats. Someone should probably take care of us, but we can sort of make it on our own.”
— my roommate, on the question “are we adults” (via disjunct)

(via seriously-youknow)

vicious-desperation:

bepeu:

no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed

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(via quickcilver)

thew0lfqueen:

Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with

(via kiss-then-kill)

gilinskytbh:

baesicdallas:

So there’s this place in New South Wales called Yass and there is a mcdonalds there and well…..

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"my ass"

open 24 hours

(via dutchster)

Sometimes the heart doesn’t know what it wants until it finds what it wants.

(Source: pam-casso, via thezwolfenstein)

urbancatfitters:

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

urbancatfitters:

everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment

What, being a SuperWhoLockian, Tumblrian, and just being generally pretty good? I don’t think so.

screenshot this and look at it in 3 years

(Source: urbancatfitters, via thezwolfenstein)

fitforfighting:

Pros of working out at home: wearing only underwear or brig totally naked

Cons of working out at home: the whole house shakes

In related news, Bikini Burn Day 13 is completed!

(via tumblrgym)