Im Haley
I love music, soybeans, and pretty men.
and theres also a 62% chance that its already raining.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
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Don’t ever forget your facebook open.
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my girlfriend and i are in my room
i take out two super extra large condoms
my girlfriend is confused
i slip my hands into them
my girlfriend is still confused
but so am i
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this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!” and she was like “omg yeah im filipino” and i was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME” and she never talked to me again
thanks love <3
HUZAH!
Youre officially my favorite person of the day :D
